One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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