I'm really into asian looking animals
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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