we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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