If i come over, it means nothing
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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