This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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