This is not my ceiling
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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