My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It was confusing and full of hummus
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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