Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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