toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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