Can Purell be used as lube?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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