either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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