belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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