bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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