Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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