Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I will pee on everything he values.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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