i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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