Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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