okay pat passed out under dana's car
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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