I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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