i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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