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you win
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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