Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it's great music for shaving your balls
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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