SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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