Sry I called you an 8
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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