K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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