i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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