Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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