fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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