So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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