Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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