went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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