normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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