well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I deserve this hangover.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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