i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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