Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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