But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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