if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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