There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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