i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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