like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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