Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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