nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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