Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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