I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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