Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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