no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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