I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
it glows. i had to have it.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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