I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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