i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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