Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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