if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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