they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
This is my gift to your gina
i think my cat just said my name.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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