that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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