Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I love having hate sex.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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