He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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