I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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